Because spring is a lie perpetuated by people who look good in tank tops.
“No matter how nice the hotel is — five stars or whatever — we usually come in the service entrance, by the dumpster, next to the back kitchen."
Another report says the president and his library really might come to New York after his term ends.
Patrick Moore says you can drink Roundup, he just won't.
"My friend, Senator McConnell, don't be too elated. I'm going to be here another 22 months."
The blast happened around 3:20 p.m. on Thursday.
Don't get too excited. We have at least one month more of presidential announcements to go before we're done.
An odd assortment of CEOs, stars, and politicians were united by their opposition to the new law.