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3. Lost: Season 2 (NR; $59.99) and Planet of the Apes: The Ultimate DVD Collection (PG-13; $179.98)
Welcome to Geek Heaven: The inconsistent on-air schedule of Lost is infuriating, but these boxes allow you to jump swiftly from cliffhanger to cliffhanger. Though certifiably geeky, not even Lost can approach the dorkitude of this giant, fourteen-disc Planet of the Apes set stuffed in an ape-head box, complete with hair.