The Walking Dead
After spending much of last season in a coma, Carl came back strong in this year’s most dramatic episode, shooting his dead mother (Lori, never an audience favorite) in the head to ensure that she not return as a zombie.
On a museum date with Glen, Sally got her first period and ran home to Betty, whose heretofore unseen maternal warmth made her sympathetic for the first time since 1962. Then Don let Glen drive himself back to boarding school.
Louie’s night out with bookstore employee Liz (Parker Posey)—the weirdest, most cinematic TV date of the year—might never have happened if not for his daughter, who demanded that her dad find a girlfriend.
Walter White Jr.
A minute of levity in an otherwise pitch-black season, Walt Jr.’s meth-making dad bought his son a muscle car so they could sit in the driveway and rev engines side by side.
Plenty of viewers found her grating this season, but she’s also her show’s moral compass, seeking to confess for her role in a vehicular manslaughter—damn the consequences for the vice-president.
Angus T. Jones
Two and a Half Men
As usual, Two and a Half Men’s most interesting episode was not broadcast on CBS: A newly religious Jones (who plays generally negligible Jake Harper on Men) called his show “filth” and told fans to quit watching.