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Extreme Stream of Consciousness: 118 days of Kanye Tweets

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I hate half-empty water bottles so I copped these #goblets to drink out of
12:03 A.M., July 29

Dating models I had to learn to like small dogs and cigarettes.
10:19 A.M., July 29

Classical music is tight yo
10:52 A.M., July 29

I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh.
11:01 A.M., July 29

This J.Press tie is the greatest tie of all tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!! Kool Aid smile!!!! It’s the small things that mean so much.
2:34 P.M., July 29

No seriously … I said my teeth are real diamonds … these are not fronts … I replaced my bottom row of teeth with diamonds.
12:04 P.M., July 31

Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on.
8:55 A.M., Aug. 1

I got the best leather pants collection since the 80’s … If I must.
10:47 P.M., Aug. 10

Me and Mos def had a push up contest at Nobu last night … Suits on … I did keep on my shoes though lol! Super deep convo followed of course.
9:05 A.M., Aug. 18

French fries are the Devil
9:47 P.M., Aug. 20

I hate when people email you and ask “You wanna know something?” of course but why are u torturing me by spreading this to more than 1 email
12:53 A.M., Aug. 26

What’s the point of being a rock star if you don’t get tattoos?
7:57 A.M., Aug. 28

Just looking at my closet, wool suits, fedoras, trenches and furs … I’m bout to put fall in the hospital … Ima hurt the season
3:47 P.M., Aug. 28

I want to edit the film on a boat … where are the good editing boats?
8:43 P.M., Sept. 8

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.
5:00 P.M., Sept. 16

Man … ninjas are kind of cool … I just don’t know any personally.
3:46 A.M., Sept. 23

At the crib I use really nice napkins instead of paper towels … got the idea from the YSL bathroom … waaaaay nicer
1:31 P.M., Sept. 23

Yo being nice is my whole shit now
1:29 P.M., Sept. 26

It was always sucky when my parents chaperoned me on field trips … until I was the only kid with Mcdonalds and a museum toy.
8:29 P.M., Sept. 26

Mosquitos suck
9:18 P.M., Oct. 12

I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.
7:57 P.M., Oct. 16

Is it super lonely and miserable to buy yourself a Cartier love bracelet … well I guess I do love my self lol!!!
8:10 P.M., Oct. 16

I meant to capitalize Christ … fuuuuuuck I’m going to hell now … lol!!!
8:13 P.M., Oct. 16

So Nirvana can have a naked human being on they cover but I can’t have a PAINTING of a monster with no arms and a polka dot tail and wings.
10:02 P.M., Oct. 17

In response to the reaction of my album cover … “I’m deeply sorry if I haven’t offended everybody.”
11:05 A.M., Oct. 19

I have decided to become the best rapper of all time! I put it on my things to do in this lifetime list!
10:17 A.M., Oct. 21

JUST GOT TO LONDON!!! YOU KNOW I HAD TO PUT MY CAPS LOCK ON! I DON’T TYPE IN CAPS CAUSE I’M MAD I TYPE IN CAPS CAUSE I’M LAZY!!!
4:44 P.M., Oct. 22

I’m so excited about my film airing tonight in it’s entirety across 3 stations!!! MTV, BET and MT2!!!!!!! That’s some MJ shit for real!!!!!
3:33 P.M., Oct. 23

Ya’ll saw the VMAs and SNL … I got more ideas. I’m really getting into the concept of Neo-Pop-Performance art!
3:37 P.M., Oct. 23

I want to bring the Runaway film to Broadway! I can see it. I can feel it. Sometimes I can’t sleep cause my thoughts are racing!!!
3:38 P.M., Oct. 23

I love commercial art!!! I know that sounds like an oxy moron and if I spelled that wrong I just sound like a moron lol!!!
3:40 P.M., Oct. 23

What’s better for devil worshipping Iphone or the Droid … Does lucifer return text … is he or she on Skype? Don’t wanna be sexist.
5:09 P.M., Oct. 24

I always misspell genius SMH! The irony!
4:17 P.M., Nov. 2

Just saw Social Network and 2 valuable business rules … No drunk blogging and … Never do coke with an intern … they may not be 21 LOL.
9:21–9:23 P.M., Nov. 4


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