Twitter Has Become a Park Filled With Bats and Perverts I love Twitter, but I can’t spend any more time there until something is done about its harassment problem.
at the beach
June 29, 2015
Living in L.A. Made Me Get Over My Body Issues Life as a 2.5 in the land of the permanent beachbod.
experiments
Mar. 31, 2015
I Tried Hypnotherapy to Get Over My Breakup I wanted it to be like a spa treatment for my feelings.
our selfies ourselves
Mar. 12, 2015
me me me me me
Feb. 9, 2015
Behold: My Week of Dangerous Self-Indulgence Here is what happens when you unchain your id.
American Horror Story Season Finale Recap: Say Good-night, Bloody Face-yA surprisingly moving end for our Asylum characters. Except for that one guy. He got it good.
American Horror Story Recap: Lactose Intolerance“There’s so many questions, I don’t even know where to begin.”
Seven Reasons No One Cares About Jersey Shore Anymore One: Watching the same cast year after year just got boring.
Jersey Shore Recap: Peace in Our T-Shirt TimeThis week, we handed out apologies like so many recovering pill-addicted juice heads.
American Horror Story Recap: Bad SantaMerry early Christmas, you godless pinheads.
Jersey Shore Recap: Trash Bag ReduxThis week, the house threw Snooki a “shore shower.”
American Horror Story Recap: Angels and Nun DemonsWell, we guess it can’t be rainbows and colostrum every week.
adventures in sex
Nov. 29, 2012
The Great Spanx Sex Experiment You know the slit in the crotch of Spanx? I tried to have sex through it.
American Horror Story Recap: Baby Needs TherapyLittle girls with blonde braids: not dangerous. Little girls with red braids: not dangerous. Little girl with brown hair: murderers.
Jersey Shore Recap: We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Butt PadWell, this week picked up a little bit, no? SOME things happened.
American Horror Story Recap: When I Think About Jews, I Touch MyselfLast night we pole-vaulted over the boundaries of good taste with an episode titled “I Am Anne Frank.”
Jersey Shore Recap: When a Man Loves a MeatballOn last night’s installment of the Insane Brown Posse farewell tour …
Jersey Shore Recap: Beware of Guidos Bearing GiftsDeena was sprung from the chokey, and her parents were most displeased.
Jersey Shore Recap: Caged Meat ( … Balls)This episode’s barely beating heart was the Roger-Jenni shove/drink toss.
Vulture Live-Blogs MTV’s VMAs Julieanne Smolinski takes you through every move and/or misstep by Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and the whole darned MTV fun bunch.
Vulture Live-Blogs MTV’s VMAs Julieanne Smolinski takes you through every move and/or misstep by Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and the whole darned MTV fun bunch.
emotional farewells
Aug. 31, 2012
Goodnight Sweet Guidettes: A Eulogy for Jersey Shore This upcoming season will be the reality show’s last. Are we sad? Are you?
True Blood Recap: There Was an Old Woman Who Swallowed a FlyBloodbath doesn’t seem fitting enough a term for this unusually high-body-count season finale.
True Blood Recap: Lilith FairIn this season’s penultimate episode, we finally got an intervention on behalf of the U.S. government.
True Blood Recap: The Dead Fairy ScrollsLots going on this week, although it was sorely lacking in butt-revealing karate.
True Blood Recap: Enter the Cheeto DragonWe’re getting closer and closer to the end of the season, so we’re seeing some of the story lines get nicely wrapped up.
True Blood Recap: Where’s Warlow?It’s good that we’re moving away from the whole Lillith thing.
True Blood Recap: Don’t Have a Cow in the Biblical SenseWell, this episode was certainly action-packed, we’ll say that much for it.
True Blood Recap: Russell and RomanThis was a banner week for celebrity guest stars on True Blood .
True Blood Recap: Easy on the Peach SchnappsReligious fanatics versus sexy, ineffectual ideologues? Please keep your Sorkin peanut butter out of our Ball chocolate, HBO.
True Blood Recap: Please Send More Invisible Bottle ServiceEvery week we swear that we’re going to stop looking for an ordered universe within True Blood , and just relax and enjoy the sex gore.
True Blood Recap: The Least Believable Whorehouse in San FranciscoMany jokes were made at the expense of iPhones, texting, and Facebook.
True Blood Recap: A Little Ditty ’Bout Dieter and PamTrue Blood ’s writers are really bringing it this season, if only in terms of pure Bonkers Quotient.
True Blood Recap: Just Go With ItSometimes a show goes so off the rails that being off the rails becomes the point. Thus, True Blood , season five.
Helena Bonham Carter’s Red-Carpet Hexes Watch out for the deadly side-eye from the Dark Shadows star.
fifty shades of wtf
Apr. 3, 2012
The Thinking Woman’s Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey How is it possible that anybody is turned on by this?
Jersey Shore Recap: All Guido Things Must End“What am I going to do now?” Snooki wonders in the finale. Good question.
seeing the future
Mar. 16, 2012
A Chilling Glimpse Into Why Jersey Shore Should Call It Quits We make unsettling predictions for what would happen to Snooki et al., if allowed to continue for one more season.
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