Simone Kitchens

2/6/2019 at 1:27 p.m.

What Morgan Parker Can’t Live Without

“These are the ones that Olivia Pope uses on Scandal. My girlfriends and I were always like, Ugh, that wine glass is amazing!”

1/2/2019 at 1:12 p.m.

“My husband is like, ‘Can you please wash those pajamas?’ Literally people come to dinner, and I’m wearing the pajamas.”

11/15/2018 at 12:40 p.m.

In which we psychotically get into the minutiae of the booming linen-bedsheets sphere.

11/13/2018 at 2:27 p.m.

“I probably make pancakes or waffles three times a week. I put raw butter or ghee on them, too.”

9/20/2018 at 8:00 a.m.

Newburgh, Catskill, and Troy, once downtrodden, are hoping recent revitalization doesn’t get out of hand.

6/26/2018 at 4:41 p.m.

From fancy sriracha to cloth napkins.

6/7/2018 at 5:16 p.m.

The $20 shoes I shamelessly copied from a friend, which were then copied by a colleague, which were then copied by another friend.

5/3/2018 at 8:00 a.m.

Consuming crumb-size amounts of psychedelics — not to get high but to feel more focused and creative and present — has moved a tiny bit mainstream.

3/20/2018 at 4:39 p.m.

Without any of the harmful chemicals of dryer sheets, either.

3/15/2018 at 5:41 p.m.

They give me that triangular halo-fuzz of hair that I’m forever reaching for.

3/15/2018 at 4:37 p.m.

They give me that triangular halo-fuzz of hair that I’m forever reaching for.