The Horny Mommy
Once a week, Daily Intel takes a peek at what your friends and neighbors are doing behind doors left slightly ajar. Today, the Horny Mommy: female, 37, database designer, Bedford Stuyvesant, parent, in a relationship. DAY ONE 9:06 a.m.: See guy on subway platform with gorgeous curly hair. I wonder if our potential kids would come out with that lovely mane. 9:07 a.m.: He turns around. Never mind. 12:07 p.m.: Finally get last night's Today sponge out. Gravity is good. 1 p.m.: See a twentysomething girl’s perky breasts bouncing as she walks. I need a boob job. Gravity is not so good. 3:25 p.m.: Co-worker hopes that she’ll get a man within the next five years(!). I thank my lucky stars I’ve found someone. 5:11 p.m.: See fab body-builder type. Desperately wish I had already gotten the boob job.