Gossip Girl Fastens Its Seatbelts
What was true to life about this episode, and what struck us as faker than a Photoshop of a politician holding a giant cherry-red bong?
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What was true to life about this episode, and what struck us as faker than a Photoshop of a politician holding a giant cherry-red bong?
We imagine what's going on during the pop star and the slugger's (separate) Miami holidays.
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