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    The Best Part of Gossip Girl Was Talking About Gossip GirlYour one and only source for recaps of the Greatest Show of Our Time.
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    Gossip Girl Series Finale Recap: I Guess That Means It’s All Over NowPressler and Rozvar, together one last time to discuss the Greatest Show of Our Time.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: It’s a Wonderful LieA chilly night in Gossip Girl country.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: PilotThe most important show of our time.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: School LiesGossip Girl takes us back to the future.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Roman HolidayA Very Gossip Girl Christmas!
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Chuck in Real LifeEveryone’s just trying to find their place.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The Age of DissonanceGossip Girl’s plot is like the weather: one moment we’re basking in the sun, the next we’re boiling hot.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: You’ve Got Yale!After last episode’s tsunami of plot twists, we get to see some of them through.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The Last Days of Disco StickA little bit of danger makes Gossip Girl’s life worth saving.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Seventeen CandlesIt’s Blair’s birthday, and perhaps because she’s a year older, we realize we’ve grown very fond of her.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: In the Realm of the BassesA pretty good one, even if we did want to slap the pinstripes right off of Uncle Jack the whole time
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The FreshmanGeorgina’s up to no good.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The Wrath of ConGossip Girl explains it all.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Desperately Seeking SerenaGossip Girl blinds us with color, evil.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Rufus Getting MarriedFinally, people start acting like they have real brains.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Never Been MarcusedGossip Girl is royally pimpin’.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Woman On The VergeGossip Girl gives us the high of our so called lives.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Blair Waldorf Must Pie!Who writes this show? Former members of the Children of God?
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The Serena Also RisesAn episode that’s a testament to Leighton Meester’s acting.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Bad News BlairGossip Girl embraces friendships, reality
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Reversals of FortuneIt’s all about new beginnings in the season three premiere.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: There Might Be BloodGossip Girl gets its stuff muffed.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Carnal KnowledgeGossip Girl meets Stanley Kubrick.
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    Gossip Girl: Dan de FleuretteGossip Girl remembers who she is.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Poison IvyIt’s Ivy Week for the girls at Constance Billard and the boys of St. Jude’s.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: How to Succeed in BassnessIt’s Halloween, but the masks our characters are wearing aren’t just festive strips of silicone donned for a night of carousing.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The Dark NightGossip Girl gets more Lynchian than ever before.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Hi, SocietyDrunk with power (and Tanqueray), CeCe stole the shit out of episode ten.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The GrandfatherA needed return to basics.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The Blair Bitch ProjectThe gang is back from spring break, and everything’s changed.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Valley GirlsFlashback to the ‘80s.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The Lost BoyEveryone’s got trust issues.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Southern Gentlemen Prefer BlondesThe return of Georgina!
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The Goodbye Gossip GirlThere’s some Georgina Ex Machina in the season two finale.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Dare DevilGossip Girl gets lost in New York.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Victor, VictrolaLike a high-school girl on Halloween, Gossip Girl loves nothing more than an excuse to don a skimpy costume and slut around.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: O Brother, Where Bart Thou?We go through the first two stages of grief.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Gone with the WillIn which the show realizes it has a penis.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The Grandfather Part IIGossip Girl loses her moral compass.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The DebartedGossip Girl is the Jackie and you are the Marilyn.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Pret-a-Poor-JGossip Girl leaves us writhing with excruciating pleasure.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The Ex FilesGossip Girl tosses a nairtini in our faces.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: They Shoot Humphreys, Don’t They?Gossip Girl is the last person in New York who thinks you still matter.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Seder AnythingIt’s Passover, and this one’s all about redemption.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: New Haven Can WaitCollege trips get catty, and completely unrealistic.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Much ‘I Do’ About NothingGossip Girl ditches us the morning after.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Summer, Kind of WonderfulGossip Girl says “Chuck You” to true love.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: Remains of the JGossip Girl faces a dilemma.
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    Gossip Girl Recap: The Magnificent ArchibaldsIt’s Thanksgiving, and we will try to set aside petty material grievances to instead focus on the things there were to be thankful for in this episode
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