Nikki Finke and Deadline Say Goodbye
It's really perfect.
What with J.J. Abrams working on Star Wars and all.
Which is currently shooting in New York.
Starring Greta Gerwig in a forest.
Shia LaBeouf finds love in a disgusting place.
This feels good.
As Anastasia's sexy kindred spirit José.
Based on his autobiography.
About which we know eerily little.
Sometimes dead is better. Again.
Bret, you got it goin' on.
More turd soup please!
Even after the love scene in Wolverine, apparently.
To "gain focus and insight."
More wine, women, and stepdad jeans.
If Netflix has anything to say about it. Which it does.
One talented, aesthetically pleasing child coming right up.
According to Evil Dead remake director Fede Alvarez.
Let us part with a love that will echo through the ages.