Mark Shaiman to Serve as Oscars’ Musical Director, Genitalia Fondler
"I’m definitely going to be kissing members of all sexes. Groping the genitalia of anyone onstage … I plan on being the Adam Lambert of the Academy Awards."
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Adam Lambert Heroically Upstages Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift With Pantomimed Fellatio
Censorship! Scandal!
2012 Receives Four Stars From Single Critic
"'2012' is, pardon the expression, a revelation. It gets everything right."
Cormac McCarthy Spoils Next Book
"It has to do with a brother and sister. When the book opens she's already committed suicide, and it's about how he deals with it."
Leaked: Rihanna Gets a Big Assist From JT
"Cold Case Love" is the best song on her just-leaked, otherwise non-excellent new album.
Cavemen Remembered
Former star Nick Kroll has posted a remembrance of the series, along with links to video of full episodes.
NYT: Megan Fox Not Funny Anymore
"I am on display for men to pay to look at me. And that bothers me. I don't want to live that character."
James Franco’s Stint on General Hospital All for Some Art Movie
"We're going to make the best movie ever made."
Edelstein on 2012
"'2012' rides in on and reinforces an especially idiotic wave of evangelical doomsday predictions with supposed roots in the Mayan calendar, and it’s too trivial to live."
ABC Gets Nined
The Weinsteins are teaming up with their old friends at Disney to cross-promote 'Nine' on upcoming episodes of ABC shows.
Joss Whedon Announces Post-Dollhouse Binge-Drinking Plans
"I'm off to pursue internet ventures/binge drinking. Possibly that relaxation thing I've read so much about."
Academy Announces Names of the Nineteen Movies That Will Lose to Up for Best Animated Feature
Yes, 'Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel' is totally going for it.
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