Marco Rubio Used to Be a Mormon
Something like the High Line.
Until the New York 'Times' writes about their weird habits.
And here we were expecting a lot of 1998 Ford Tauruses!
Perhaps not the world's highest bar, but still.
Can't say we're shocked.
But what do they think our Iranian policy ought to be?
Charitable donations, disclosed.
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much. (Hands stretched wide.)
A new form of political attack.
Especially the dudes.
Just for the legal fees.
One hell of a bar brawl.
No data was available for Jack Donaghy.
And it's not an art installation.
He's blaming all the Roman pasta.
After tons of criticism.
Jeremy Lin, coming soon to a living room near you.
Okay, fine, we'll also throw in Michael Milken.
Or, at least, they don't hate each other.