File this one under the category of "gross but great." Never—and I do mean never—has a gag gift ever gotten the response that this remote-controlled fart machine does. You read that right—a fart machine. This little thing produces five different, unbelievably realistic farting sounds (from little spurts to rolling three-part monsters) all controlled by remote! Hide it under the table during a family dinner! Hide it in your boss or assistant's file cabinet! You will not believe how hilarious it is—trust me ($14.99).

Buy it online at www.fartmart.com.