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9/5/08

Posted 9/5/08 at 6:07 PM

Roll Credits

Week in Review: Things Less Exciting Than ‘Ghostbusters 3’

Sure, we suppose a couple of newsworthy things happened this week besides today's announcement that Office writers Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky are working on the screenplay for a new Ghostbusters sequel — but who cares, right? Here they are anyway:

• Ben Silverman finally went back to work.

• Don LaFontaine died.

• Roald Dahl was outed as a cocksman.

90210 sucked.

More! »

Posted 9/5/08 at 5:38 PM

Nazi Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise to Play a Successful Murderer for Once?

Tom Cruise to Play a Successful Murderer for Once?

According to Variety, Cruise's hilarious film studio United Artists picked up the rights today to Douglas Preston's serial-killer novel The Monster of Florence, with Cruise tentatively attached to star. Does that mean he's playing a murderer who knows what he's doing (unlike his Valkyrie character, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg, who botches an attempt on Hitler's life)? Probably not — the book is the real-life story of Preston and Italian journalist Mario Spez investigating a series of unsolved killings, so some kind of persecuted truth-seeker role is more likely. Still, we're just glad to hear that United Artists is still doing something. [Variety]

Posted 9/5/08 at 5:26 PM

Vampires

Sternbergh on ‘True Blood’: Who Are These Vampires Supposed to Be, Anyway?

After months of nonstop promos, TV ads and billboards erected across the city, True Blood, HBO’s marquee new show about vampires from Six Feet Under creator Alan Ball, finally premieres Sunday night. To which you might have said, “What? Another vampire-centric entertainment product?”

And it’s true: Vampire-related books, TV shows, and movies seem to outnumber all other monster-related products by, oh, about 100 to 1. Why? Because vampires make for extraordinarily elastic metaphors. A werewolf represents our subdued animal instincts. Zombies stand in for mob psychosis. Frankenstein gets trotted out to represent technology versus mortality. And vampires — well, they can represent pretty much everything else.

So this is about vampires as the gay community, right? Well, not precisely. »

Posted 9/5/08 at 5:00 PM

Right-Click

Fall Out Boy Not Overly Concerned About Their Lameness

1. Fall Out Boy, "I Don't Care"
On this new track, Patrick Stump sings, "I don't care what you think about me, as long as it's about me," which makes us feel less guilty for thinking about how boring it is. [Viva La Mainstream]

2. Drake feat. Lil Wayne, "Ransom"
Toronto-based Drake makes a foreigner's mistake, name-dropping beloved Crips children's program Blue's Clues in front of his Bloods-affiliated guest. [White Folks Get Crunk]

3. Lil Wayne feat. MF Doom, "A Milli (Mike Waxx Remix)"
Weezy actually sounds like a millionaire on this remix, in which Waxx replaces the sludgy vocal sample in the original with some of Doom's noir soundtrack bombast. [Umbilical Chord]

Plus: Crazy P! »

Posted 9/5/08 at 4:45 PM

Agenda: Read-Along DVD Geniusly Improves on ‘Where the Wild Things Are’

While you wait for Spike Jonze to tweak his Wild Things adaptation, pop this genius rereleased animated book in the player. Sendak's story is paired with an off-kilter jazz score by Peter Schickele, who delivers a perfectly pitched narration that’ll both scare and soothe her. (Do watch the bonus interview, in which Sendak I.D.'s the Wild Things voice-overs.) Sendak’s In the Night Kitchen is turned into a swing-era musical adventure, while four other of his short books get a Carole King song treatment. [Where the Wild Things Are; Maurice Sendak; Scholastic Storybook Treasures; Buy]

Posted 9/5/08 at 4:36 PM

Chat Room

Shooting the Shit With Andres Serrano

Piss Christ artist Andres Serrano's new show at Yvon Lambert Gallery is simply and appropriately titled "Shit," featuring 66 weirdly gorgeous photos of dooty produced by dogs, jaguars, bulls, and the artist himself. "I wanted to take a close-up look at shit," he told us last night at Bowery Hotel following a dinner in his honor. Why? Serrano gave us the straight poop.

So, are you over piss?
I was done with piss twenty years ago. It took me twenty years to realize that I had to do shit. It's funny because someone once asked where would I draw the line for myself, "What wouldn't you work with?" And I said I won't work with shit. That was many years ago. Now, I've realized that it makes sense. Not only was I meant to do this show, I was meant to do it the way that I've done it. I feel that I've done the definitive work on shit, and I feel very happy that I've claimed shit as my own.

"There's good shit, there's bad shit. There's interesting shit. There's spectacular shit." »

Posted 9/5/08 at 3:52 PM

Rumors!

Your Hourly Russell Crowe–Sherlock Holmes Update

Your Hourly Russell Crowe–Sherlock Holmes Update

A couple of days ago, Russell Crowe was rumored to be playing Watson in Guy Ritchie's upcoming Sherlock Holmes movie. This morning, he wasn't in it at all. Now, he's allegedly in talks to play villain Moriarty. [/Film]

Posted 9/5/08 at 3:45 PM

Agenda: Iraq War Doc ‘No End in Sight’ Attacks With the Facts

Rather than take down George Bush with smug cheap shots, political scientist Charles Ferguson’s terrific No End in Sight, first released in 2007, simply attacks with the facts. Now, it’s available on YouTube, without interruption and with all its upsetting insights intact. Its methodical, incisive dissection of the Bush administration’s myriad stupidities leading up to the Iraq war make for that rare contemporary documentary that worries less about its entertainment value than building a convincing argument. [No End In Sight; On YouTube]

Posted 9/5/08 at 3:34 PM

Anything's Possible, We Guess!

‘Where the Wild Things Are’ Gets a Release Date!

Impossible though it may seem, Spike Jonze's much-delayed film adaptation of Where the Wild Things Are — the current record holder for children's movie responsible for the highest number of pooed pants at test screenings — might actually be released! Our friends at ComingSoon report that it's been re-added to Warner Bros. schedule for October 16, 2009, meaning the studio still has plenty of time to change its mind. If this release date actually sticks, we'll buy you a Dr. Pepper.

Wild Things are Coming October 2009 [ComingSoon]

Posted 9/5/08 at 3:02 PM

Art Candy

Photographer Bill Durgin Visits Scene of Horrific Yoga Accident

Photographer Bill Durgin’s torsos are neither as elegant as Degas’s nor as grand as Rodin’s. But they're definitely happy-making: They're pulpy and pink, hoisting themselves up steps like a Slinky or, here, twisting into a pretzel. Durgin seems to be imagining what happens when yoga goes either terribly right or terribly wrong. See them at Merge Gallery through October 11.

Posted 9/5/08 at 2:35 PM

Eh

So, Should You Watch the VMAs This Weekend?

So, Should You Watch the VMAs This Weekend?

No, there's no real need to tune in to MTV's silly Video Music Awards on Sunday — the show's always a jumbled mess, and someone will probably e-mail you YouTube links to the watchable bits on Monday morning anyway. But we can't help but wonder whose bits they will be: Britney, perhaps? She's scheduled to open the show in a "fun and unexpected," risk-free, non-performance role. Kanye? He's breaking his MTV boycott to close things out (and perhaps spill some details on his new album). Lil Wayne? Completely unbiased Website MTV.com is predicting an international breakout moment. You excited yet? No?

Posted 9/5/08 at 2:01 PM

Bummers

Art Parade Canceled!

Principal Rooney should've be so lucky: Ferris Bueller’s parade has officially been rained on. Tomorrow's fourth annual Deitch Project’s Art Parade — which, this year, would've attempted to re-create Ferris Bueller’s Von Steuben Day Parade (in the movie, Matthew Broderick, in a leopard-print waistcoat, sang "Danke Schoen" to an adoring crowd of thousands) — has been canceled owing to tomorrow's expected tropical storm. City rules prevent Deitch Projects from obtaining another permit until spring 2009, and this will leave 900-plus artists and their audacious floats with nowhere to go, though we hear there will be a party (indoors, we hope) for the participants. Project Bueller is currently seeking advice on how it might infiltrate Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Posted 9/5/08 at 1:31 PM

Chat Room

‘The Gone-Away World’ Author Nick Harkaway on Being Compared to Vonnegut and Life As the World’s Worst Ninja

Hailed variously as the heir to the Kurt Vonnegut legacy, a Joseph Heller for the 21st century, and a Thomas Pynchon for the post-nuclear era, Nick Harkaway has garnered enough accolades since his recent authorial debut to turn a creative-writing MFA grad green with envy (if they weren’t already, thanks to his legacy: He’s the son of author John Le Carre). Harkaway’s first book, The Gone-Away World, is a gripping, satirical, postapocalyptic war epic populated with mimes, ninjas, bureaucrats, chimera, and gun-toting nerds. Vulture sat down with Harkaway to discuss his reviews and his three rules of screenwriting.

"I am the world's most appalling martial artist." »

Posted 9/5/08 at 1:15 PM

Agenda: ‘Reprise,’ a Film That Takes an Exhilarating Look at Young Novelists

When it came out in May, David Edelstein couldn’t say enough nice things about Reprise, the debut film from Norway’s Joachim Trier that centers on the lives of two young aspiring novelists: “The film is an exhilarating weave of childhood remembrance, projection, literary digression, and impish commentary.” But the movie doesn’t alienate with its postmodernism, he says, “You feel as if you’re pinging around in the characters’ imaginations.” [Reprise; Miramax; Out Sept. 2; $22.31; Buy]

Posted 9/5/08 at 12:45 PM

Quote Machine

Noel Gallagher Inadvertently Invents Awesome New Genre of Video Games

"If it puts little plastic guitars into kids' hands and fires their imaginations, I think that's a good thing. It's harmless fun, innit. I'd rather that genre of video games than somebody getting their fucking head chopped off with a samurai sword while getting fucked by a goblin up the arse with a laser. Do you know what I mean?" Noel Gallagher on Guitar Hero [Music Radar via Kotaku]

"I'll never forget watching a woman lose her mind in a subway station because the train was delayed. I vowed that I would never let myself become that woman. I think it only took a year before I was swearing violently at the empty tracks." Kristen Schaal [Gothamist]

"30 Rock is a really funny show. And Alec Baldwin is funny as long as someone else is writing his words. When left to his own devices, he sounds like a psychotic narcissist who whines about being rich for 8 pages in The New Yorker." Greg Garcia [Defamer]

"I do have a dream about winning [for best series] in Season 10 after losing nine seasons in a row." Doug Ellin threatens us with six more seasons of Entourage [LAT]

"When we began, I assumed it'd take a miracle. There's not a huge talent pool of 18-year-olds who look 13 and Middle Eastern who can carry a movie. I just assumed we'd have to scour the globe (but) Summer was living in Pasadena!" Alan Ball on casting the role of Jasira in Towelhead [Reuters]

Posted 9/5/08 at 12:05 PM

Chat Room

Ludivine Sagnier on ‘A Secret’ and Always Playing the Swimmer

Ludivine Sagnier first made waves Stateside with her revealing performance in François Ozon’s subtle 2003 thriller Swimming Pool. Although she'd already demonstrated her versatility in a number of films, including Ozon’s own 8 Women (2002), Pool made her a superstar — and suddenly the actress was seen as an international screen sex siren. So it may come as a surprise to some viewers to see Sagnier’s performance in Claude Miller’s powerful Holocaust drama A Secret, in which the actress plays a scorned Jewish wife suffering in silence while her husband makes doe eyes at a statuesque athlete (Cecile de France). The film, based on Phillipe Grimbert’s autobiographical novel, is a family drama structured like a mystery — and it all turns on Sagnier’s understated performance. Vulture caught up with the 29-year-old actress via phone from Paris.

You’ve played two very different roles in films released here in the last month: Claude Chabrol’s A Girl Cut in Two, in which you played a weathergirl who seduces two men, and now Claude Miller’s A Secret. Do you consciously seek out diverse parts, or is this just a coincidence?
No, it’s actually very planned. That’s how I like to play with cinema — the pleasure of my work is in the diversity of parts I can play, the diversity of universes I can inhabit. But I don’t usually choose a part. I usually choose a director first, and then I choose the part. And if I have to do a part that I feel I’ve done already, it’s a lot harder for me to get inspired.

"All the parts I was offered were bimbos and girlfriend parts. I was always lying on the beach or next to a swimming pool!" »

Posted 9/5/08 at 11:33 AM

Is Spore Not That Great?

Unlike most Hollywood movies, which, as you well know, are typically shot in a weekend and released in theaters the following Friday, large-budget video games can take years to develop, as teams of artists, programmers, and designers work together to eliminate every possible bug and kink. Such was the case (or so we thought, anyway) with the massively anticipated evolution-simulating computer game Spore, the latest opus from Will Wright, creator of Sim City and The Sims, which has been in the works for the past eight years and finally arrives in stores this Sunday. If you've read anything about it over these past few years (and you probably have in The New Yorker or the Times, since Wright's been flogging this thing forever), you'll know it's widely expected to be a world-changing masterpiece and more like art than a simple video game. It's always sounded cool to us — in it, you create crazy-looking multi-legged creatures from an infinite collection of wacky biological parts, then see how they fare against nature — but how is it, really?

Not that great, apparently! »

Posted 9/5/08 at 11:02 AM

Awesome

Hurwitz, Biggs to Make Loving Family

Michael Cera's been crushing our dream of an Arrested Development movie recently, but it seems series creator Mitch Hurwitz kind of has his hands full anyway: His animated series Sit Down Shut Up is scheduled to air midseason on Fox, and according to The Hollywood Reporter, he's co-writing a new CBS comedy — about a family that "loves too much" — and Jason Biggs is in negotiations to star. No word on a launch date, but surely Jessica Walter will be tired of 90210 by then, right? [HR]

Posted 9/5/08 at 10:28 AM

Wha?

Could Mickey Rourke Win an Oscar for ‘The Wrestler’?

Mickey Rourke is getting some of the best reviews of his life for Darren Aronofsky's The Wrestler, in which he stars as a WWE-type gladiator twenty years past his prime. Reviews arriving from the Toronto Film Festival praise the movie itself but can't stop talking about Rourke: The Hollywood Reporter's Stephen Farber calls it "a career-best performance" and "a winning tour de force"; Variety's Todd McCarthy does him one better, gushing "Rourke creates a galvanizing, humorous, deeply moving portrait that instantly takes its place among the great, iconic screen performances." Wow! The film — in which Rourke's character, Randy "the Ram" Robinson, sets out to connect with daughter Evan Rachel Wood and stripper friend Marisa Tomei while mounting a return to the ring — is sparking buzz of a possible Oscar.

Wha? »

Posted 9/5/08 at 9:45 AM

Remakes

‘Ghostbusters 3’ Being Written by Guys From ‘The Office’!

Yesterday, Dan Aykroyd, while standing in what appeared to be a liquor store and wearing a T-shirt advertising tequila, told a reporter there were "two sharp young writers" working on a screenplay to relaunch the Ghostbusters franchise. And, astonishingly, it's true! Last night, Variety confirmed that Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky, co–executive producers on the most recent season of The Office (they're responsible for the episode about the office-chair model), are writing a script "designed to bring back together the original cast of Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and Ernie Hudson" in some capacity.

Uh, AWESOME! »

Posted 9/5/08 at 8:55 AM

The Industry

Robert De Niro Walks Off the ‘Edge’

De Niro Tumbles Over Edge: After less than a week on set, Robert De Niro has peaced out from Martin Campbell's Edge of Darkness, a drama starring Mel Gibson about an operative sent to clean up murder evidence. "Sometimes things don't work out; it's called creative differences," explained a spokesman for De Niro, shrugging it off with his best De Niro impression. [Variety]

Denzel Books Gig: Denzel Washington will topline Book of Eli, a "post-apocalyptic drama" to be directed by From Hell's Allen and Albert Hughes. Story follows a lone hero in a not-too-distant future who must fight his way across America because he alone knows the only thing that can save society. (Spoiler alert: it's Obama.) [Variety]

Hiring Spree: Martin Landau, Steve Zahn, and Steve Buscemi have joined Ron Livingston in Raul Sanchez Inglis's The Company Men, the story of a collapsing toy company. They might be redesigning their toys as weapons of war to win a huge defense contract and keep their company afloat, but not if Robin Williams has anything to say about it! [HR]

Plus: Guy Ritchie and Russell Crowe no longer BFFs? »

9/4/08

Posted 9/4/08 at 5:31 PM

Right-Click

Ani DiFranco Rocks for Traditional Values

1. Ani DiFranco, "Emancipated Minor"
DiFranco's latest single is a disco track about family values. Yeah, you read that right. [Anyone's Guess]

2. Stars, "Undertow"
Don't let the typically smooth, placid surface of this new Stars track fool you; the deep end that kicks in halfway through will sweep you away. [Cannibal Cheerleader]

3. Amanda Palmer, "Amanda Arranges a Breakfast Summit With Liz Phair, Björk, Tori Amos, Courtney Love, Pink and Avril to Hear Their Individual Reflections on Signing to a Major Label"
Dresden Doll Amanda Palmer writes some of the biggest female personalities in rock into a song in which they can agree on only one thing — "take the money and run." [Umbilical Chord]

Plus: A mash-up! Wait, come back! »

Posted 9/4/08 at 5:16 PM

Baseless Rumors

Dan Aykroyd Implies That ‘Ghostbusters 3’ Could Star McLovin

Rumors have been circulating for months over the possibility of a new live-action Ghostbusters sequel in which the original movies' cast turns over their ghost-busting responsibilities to Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and other soft-middled Apatow acolytes. Since this is clearly too awesome to possibly be true, Rogen denied it a few weeks ago. But, today, our friends at /Film direct us to a new interview with Dan Akroyd in which he subtly suggests that he knows otherwise.

"Well, you know, two sharp young writers are purported to be writing the sequel, the third movie now." »

Posted 9/4/08 at 4:38 PM

Rappers

At Last, Rappers Discover M.I.A.

Remember when you first heard about M.I.A.? Maybe you caught the "Galang" video back in 2004 or downloaded that Diplo mix tape? You probably heard about her connections to the Tamil Tigers, too, or how she grew up on a council estate in London? It was one of those few hype moments that actually validated itself; you were probably pretty psyched. Or, maybe, like all the world's rappers apparently, you first heard her last month on the soundtrack to Pineapple Express. How else to explain the sudden rash of "Paper Planes" samples?

Read more! »

Posted 9/4/08 at 4:03 PM

Nazi Tom Cruise

‘Valkyrie’ Invades Nevada!

‘Valkyrie’ Invades Nevada!

Tom Cruise's hotly anticipated madcap Nazi adventure, Valkyrie, was screened recently for the unsuspecting, nondiscriminating citizens of small-town Nevada. The audiences weren't told what movie they'd be seeing, just that it was free. So, what did people who'd have sat through practically anything think? "'They liked it,' said a source." Next stop, Oscars! [E! via Defamer]


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