Reading the Fug Girls' fantastic dissection of the hideous clothing All My Children's producers have draped around transgender rock star/murder suspect Zarf/Zoe, we were sad that the story line is being wrapped up. And we were reminded of our favorite performance ever by Jeffrey Carlson, the low-profile Broadway actor (The Goat, or Who Is Sylvia?) who made his career with Zarf, digging into the role like a starving man into a side of beef. Courtesy of Best Week Ever, watch and enjoy the magic, the majesty, the mystery that was … ZARF.

We shall never see the like of him/her again.

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