Breaking: HBO Names Our High-School Vice-Principal As CEO

Bill NelsonCourtesy of HBO
Well, it seems unlikely this guy will ever get arrested in Vegas. He looks like he'll be too busy filling out budget forms after school.
Nelson named HBO CEO [Variety]
Previously: HBO's Albrecht Resigns at Gunpoint

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