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Breaking: HBO Names Our High-School Vice-Principal As CEO

6/5/07 at 5:21 PM
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Bill NelsonCourtesy of HBO

Well, it seems unlikely this guy will ever get arrested in Vegas. He looks like he'll be too busy filling out budget forms after school.

Nelson named HBO CEO [Variety]
Previously: HBO's Albrecht Resigns at Gunpoint

Filed Under: apropos of nothing, bill nelson, hbo, jokes we stole from sternbergh, tv

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