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“I admire that, because two is kicking my ass.” —Daily Show host Jon Stewart responding to Angelina Jolie's quip that she'd like to have fourteen kids [People]

“If I had to do anything it would be a short-order cook.” —Al Pacino on what profession he would pursue if the acting thing didn't work out [Time]

“Kissing's a good thing, man. It's the doorbell of intimacy.” —Sideways star Thomas Haden Church schools Elle readers in romance [Elle]

“I've always said, ‘I don't want to do it, the past is the past. It was amazing, it was magical. We could never re-create it.’—Former Spice Girl Mel C. on being fervently opposed to participating in a reunion — before she caved and agreed to do one [Times Online]

“I wanted to explore the idea of being spawned from carelessness.” —Entourage's Adrian Grenier, on visiting the commune where he was conceived [Jane]
—Hannah Tucker