"My porn name is First Dog." —Liev Schreiber, when asked by fellow The Ten actor Paul Rudd (a.k.a. "Munchkin Swarner") [Glamour]

"Nietzsche said God is dead, but he didn't see the grosses for Passion of the Christ." —Borat director Larry Charles on his upcoming religion documentary [Variety]

"It's like being at a café. [The waiter says], 'This is today's special. It happens to be liver in lager. It's not to everyone's taste, but I'm afraid it's what we're serving today.'" —Nick Lowe on songwriting [CNN]

"It's like, when you go to McDonald's: You don't get your McDonald's until Window 2." —Ken Ivy, author of Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game, on pimping [NYP]

"I've decided not to have any more strong opinions." —Actor Rupert Everett on getting older [Mirror]
—Hannah Tucker