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Clear your calendars, people. It's on. From the press release we just received:

Arista recording artist Barry Manilow revisits the songs of the decade that launched his career — the Seventies. THE GREATEST SONGS OF THE SEVENTIES is the next release in a best-selling series of tribute albums of popular music which includes The Greatest Songs Of The Fifties and The Greatest Songs Of The Sixties … THE GREATEST SONGS OF THE SEVENTIES will arrive in stores on September 18th.

We would pay almost any amount of money to listen to the album's lead track, "Don't Go Breaking My Heart (Duet With Rosie O'Donnell),"* right now.

*Not made up!