1. Will.i.am, "I Got It From My Mama"
The Black Eyed Pea confirms our suspicion that he knows very little about genetics. [Mixtape Maestro]

2. Kanye West feat. Young Jeezy, "Can't Tell Me Nothing" (remix)
Kanye's new single, now 50 percent crackier. [Nah Right]

3. Saigon, "Homegirl"
Attention ladies: Not only will Saigon be your boyfriend, he'll also, thoughtfully, have sex with your friends. [Nah Right]

4. Courtney Love, "Car Crash"
A surprisingly excellent song, which means it was written by either Billy Corgan or Kurt Cobain.
[Courtney Love]

5. Juelz Santana feat. Lil Wayne, "The Bad Side"
They crammed so many punch lines into four minutes that Juelz and Weezy couldn't find room for a single hook. Still, not bad. [IM1]