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"What it boils down to is, you're a babysitter. These so-called tough guys are in the club and they need you to take them to the restroom." —Byron Williams, whose job as bodyguard to Snoop and Eminem was voted one of the worst jobs in rock and roll [Blender]

"[Filming was] like NASA training. We filmed the pilot last summer and it was over 100 degrees. We did the shoot in an apartment and had to turn off the AC and block the windows with blankets for sound, and we're in a room with over 40 people surrounded by bright lights. Awesome." —Flight of the Conchords star Jemaine Clement on sweating for his art [Billboard]

"I'm really into The Hills. I saw Spencer driving the other day. I see movie stars all the time but when I saw him I was like, 'Oh my God.' And I was trying to explain it to the person I was driving with. I just felt like biggest dweeb in Hollywood." —Filmmaker Mike White on his guilty pleasure [MTV]

"I said, 'It's not the right bra, it's not the right bra.' The sad part was there was a mirror there, so I had to see my face turn to stone, snakes coming out of my hair. It was bad. I can't believe I had a meltdown over a bra!" —Newly engaged Grey's Anatomy star Kate Walsh, who realizes she needs more wedding support [AP]

"I think over-the-top dressing began when the gay cavemen got bored and started doing wild head wraps." —Style connoisseur Simon Doonan [Paper via NYP]
—Elizabeth Black