Oh shoot! Courtesy of Stereogum, Jive, and IFC.

Looking back on a week in which we looked forward to once again being trapped in the closet…

We said good-bye to Ingmar Bergman and Michelangelo Antonioni. (Oh shit!)

Angelina Jolie got naked, kind of. (Oh shit!)

We downloaded some Lil Wayne. (Oh shit!)

We learned that you can polish a third. (Oh shit!)

We rapped with RZA from Wu-Tang Clan. (Oh shit!)

Young children were denied the joys of alcoholism. (Oh shit!)

Paul Dergarabedian says New York City is blowing up again. (Oh shit!)

Spider-Man taught us how to keep it in our pants. (Oh shit!)

The terrorists won. (Oh shit!)

And then Elton John shut down the Internet. So we guess this is good-bye. (Oh shit!)