"NPH is gonna blow your minds again. You thought he wasn't going to be able to do it. You thought you'd seen it. You thought 'Ah, I know what that's about.' No. No. NPH is gonna get into some business and it's gonna be dirty." —John Cho on co-star Neil Patrick Harris's role in the Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle sequel [IGN]

"When a woman is in her 40s, she's at the mercy of the director of photography, and I take that very seriously now. Especially if I'm playing a hot character, I need to look hot." —Patricia Clarkson, 47, on the importance of being well lit [More]

"I'm really regretting that I'm not doing the sitcom right now. 'The Puree Plagiarizer' is a Seinfeld episode: 'You stole my mushed-up carrots! I invented mushed-up carrots!'" —Jerry Seinfeld on wife Jessica's cookbook "scandal" [EW]

"I have no idea who should play me. Sure, I have favorite actresses, but it's totally out of my control. I just hope it's someone with intelligence and good skills. That's a lot to ask in Hollywood." —Ex-CIA agent Valerie Plame, who hasn't yet heard that Kate Beckinsale will play her in a movie [People]

"I couldn't believe it. I'm not in the movie at all. Leonard [Nimoy], God bless his heart, is in, but not me. I thought, what a decision to make, since it obviously is a decision not to make use of the popularity I have to ensure the movie has good box office. It didn't seem to be a wise business decision." —William Shatner, pissed about not being in the new Star Trek movie [AP]
—Elizabeth Black