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When it was announced yesterday that Led Zeppelin's terrible upcoming reunion show would be delayed until Jimmy Page recovers from a fractured finger, superfans the world around were left wondering which digit the guitarist had injured, and what terrible accident could have prevented the remaining members of the band from getting the Led out in public for the first time in nearly twenty years. Turns out it was his pinkie, and he broke it by tripping over a stone slab. How very Zeppelin-esque! —Matthew Perpetua

Page injury dominates rock awards [BBC]
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