Courtesy of Vern

Black Friday is nearly upon us, but why bother going to some horrible, overcrowded mall when you can purchase the most perfect all-purpose holiday gift online? Yes, we're obviously talking about Seagalogy, a handsome tome claiming to be the first "in-depth study of the films of Steven Seagal," complete with an introduction from, of all people, All the Real Girls director David Gordon Green. We can't believe this actually exists, but the world is certainly a better place for it. —Matthew Perpetua

Seagalogy [Lulu]