The L.A. Times' Envelope blog is all over the Diablo Cody tattoo beat, noting that everyone's favorite stripper turned screenwriter — whose script for Juno, opening today, will almost surely score an Oscar nomination — has in the past few days inked over the "Jonny's Girl" tattoo on her arm, covering it with a new batch of thorny red roses. The Envelope goes through a bunch of backflips to explain why they think it's okay to be curious, but we have no such qualms. We totally want to know what's up with Diablo Cody's tattoos. Is she still Jonny's girl? Did her publicist tell her to add the roses for Oscar season? Most important, could this be the greatest celebrity tattoo story since WINO FOREVER? We think maybe so.

Diablo Cody inks out her husband [The Envelope/LAT]

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