"I don't know. People ask [me to pose naked] and I just say yes. I find it vaguely liberating." —True Hollywood hero Keira Knightley [People]

"Not only will this tour make people laugh, but it's going to change lives … I think." —Will Ferrell on his upcoming college stand-up tour [E!]

"They're not allowed to mix with me. That's electrified. If they get anywhere near me, 40,000 volts go through them. It's true." —Ricky Gervais on what will happen to extras who try to talk to him on the set of Ghost Town [AP]

"It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or dancer or actress. I was never a natural. I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest." —A remarkably lucid Victoria Beckham [Metro U.K.]

"There are some reviews where after I read it I wonder, 'Did I break up with her or did she see my film?'" —John Cusack on whether critics let their teenage crushes bleed into their reviews [TONY]