In Cloverfield 2, imagine this is the Arc de Triomphe or something.Courtesy of Paramount

BREAKING: Inevitable Occurs!: Paramount is in discussions with Matt Reeves to helm a sequel to his hit Cloverfield as well as the Hitchcockian thriller The Invisible Woman. Rumors that Cloverfield 2 will consist entirely of a tripod-mounted static shots of scientists and generals discussing the origins of the monster in a control room could not be confirmed at press time. Also: How about some of these cities, Paramount? [Variety]

Everybody Loves Kanye: Kanye West basically locks up the Must-See Event of the Year title by drafting Rihanna, N.E.R.D., and Lupe Fiasco to open for his upcoming Glow in the Dark tour. When this only slightly outsells every other tour in history, West will throw a temper tantrum. [KanyeUniverseCity]

Heigl, Butler Get Ugly: Katherine Heigl stars as a morning-show producer who is reluctantly caught up in a series of outrageous relationship tests administered by her chauvinistic correspondent (Gerard Butler) in Lakeshore’s romantic comedy The Ugly Truth. One more huge romcom opening weekend for Heigl and Reese Witherspoon, by law, will have to surrender her Next Julia Roberts crown. [Variety]