"I have never done nothing with Mariah Carey, and I would like to, because I love older women." —Lil Wayne, who should probably try a different tactic if he does approach Mariah Carey [MTV]

"In those Star Wars movies I thought other people — people who are successful and Oscar-nominated — came off looking much worse than he did. But he caught a lot of shit, which really made me mad." —Rachel Bilson defending Hayden Christensen and possibly talking shit about Natalie Portman [Playboy via People]

"Amy Winehouse's biggest challenge is going to be not dying, right?" —Andy Samberg on the year's biggest songs [Spin]

"I had this terrifying precedent set by my very happily married parents: both working, both raising children, sacrifices made on both sides, yet they managed to produce two fulfilled, well-educated, one hopes reasonably socially acceptable children. And fuck, what a thing to have ahead of you." —Olivia Williams [Guardian]

"I've gotten 'bitter' a lot. I don't think that's applicable. People genuinely don't like me. They find me arrogant and abrasive." —David Cross [NYO]