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"To find a candidate that I completely agreed with, I'd have to run myself." —Pete Wentz on his ideal presidential candidate [MTV]

"He name-checks one of his own songs within one of his own songs. That's like something that Lil Wayne would probably do." —Jonathan Rice on Bob Dylan's "Sara" [A.V. Club]

"I'm a massive, since-childhood Whoopi Goldberg fan. I might seriously shit my pants or have a heart attack. I love, love, love her. So that's cool for me." —Kimya Dawson on getting an offer to appear on The View [EW]

"We are satisfied that any similarities between the two songs resulted from Avril and Luke's use of certain common and widely used lyrics." —a statement from the Rubinoos' Tony Dunbar and James Gangwer, who realized that Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" is too derivative to count as an act of plagiarism. [People]

"And you would think there are certain parts around that I'd be a natural for: a college teacher, a shrink or a lowlife." —Woody Allen, who's surprised that he doesn't get offered more acting roles [MTV]