This theory — that Scientologists in general, and Tom Cruise in particular, are put on earth to help people in trouble — is expanded on by Cruise to explain his relentless and energetic proselytizing. "Spectatorism is something we have no time for now," he says, getting more and more excited. "It's rough and tumble, it's wild and woolly, and it's a blast. It really is." Finally, as the music swells to a crescendo, Cruise issues forth a maniacal laugh — seriously, it happens with 50 seconds left in the video, and it's chilling — and says, "There's nothing part-of-the-way for me, it's just…" and then makes the sound of a rocket taking off into the sky.

We know nothing about Scientology, seriously — it may be a real religion, it may be a fool's game, most likely it's somewhere in between — but we're made nervous by anything that inspires this grotesque level of fervor in its adherents. At the end of the video, as flashy Scientology graphics twinkle on the screen, an unseen narrator praises Tom Cruise for introducing the Scientology message to over one billion "people of Earth." Watching this video, we find it hard to fathom that those people of Earth didn't run away screaming in the other direction as a rabid Tom Cruise, Scientologist, approached.

The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientologists Don't Want You To See [Defamer]