"I don't think they've actually gone all the way. I see a lot of full-scale frottage, like really sexy but clothed; they're probably both in long underwear." —Rainn Wilson speculates on the erotic exploits of Dwight and Angela on The Office [Elle]

"Playing Nicolette 10 hours a day for six days is not the most positive place to be. I keep asking them, 'Can't you give me a vulnerable scene to play? I'm sick of being the bitch.'" —Chloë Sevigny on being wife #2 on Big Love [Guardian]

"I could probably don the makeup, but they would certainly need a stunt double for the action stuff. I'm only good for about one take; then I get kind of sore." —Robert Englund, a.k.a. Freddy Krueger, on being too old to haunt your dreams [Moviehole]

"I'm as speechless as Teller that America wants to see a magical sasquatch dance." —Penn Jillette on the news that he would be on the latest installment of Dancing With the Stars [OK]

"It happens to be a film about a girl who has a baby and gives it to a yuppie couple. That's what the movie's about. Like, I'm really sorry to everyone that she doesn't have an abortion, but that's not what the film is about." — Juno's Ellen Page, to the pro-life projectors out there [WP]