Read it and weep, people. Not only will our entry in the contest Missy Elliott is conducting for the title of her new album win us credit in the album's liner notes and a $500 Adidas gift card, it will also catapult Vulture to worldwide fame and fortune.

Our suggestion, which comes directly from our morning Industry reporter? Eat It Like a Vulture. It's perfect! It's catchy, it comes from a lyric in Missy's 2002 "Work It," it's vaguely but not explicitly dirty, and it contains the word "Vulture." It can't lose!

When Missy announces Vulture as the winner on March 2, we'll strap on our new Adidas and stride off into our newfound celebrity. Until then, we'll just watch the 3-D video for "Ching-a-Ling" and give ourselves a headache. Got better ideas for the title? Let us know in the comments, but don't bother entering them in the contest, because we're gonna win.

Missy Elliott Asks Fans To Name New Album [Billboard]

Earlier: The Industry post that spawned this idea