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Banks, Kutcher Form Satanic Reality Dream Team: Two legends of the reality-television world, Tyra Banks and Ashton Kutcher, join forces to create an unscripted series for ABC about a beauty pageant, but with a twist the network is keeping under wraps. Our bet: It involves some form of cruelty. [HR]

Rock the Tooth: Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson will attempt to capitalize on his comedy success in The Game Plan by starring in 20th Century Fox’s The Tooth Fairy as “an ordinary man who’s brought in to save the tooth fairy kingdom.” We know this is a bald-faced Santa Clause ripoff, but we don't care; the idea of the Rock fluttering around with fairy wings is already making us giggle. [Variety]

Rhys Meyers Seeks Shelter: Jonathan Rhys Meyers joins Julianne Moore in the supernatural horror thriller Shelter. His unearthly, near-angelic beauty will stand out wonderfully in a field of deformed children. [Variety]

Broadway Finger-blast: Fresh off successful runs in London’s West End and at BAM, the Patrick Stewart–starring Macbeth will transfer to Broadway for eight weeks starting at the end of March, meaning we’ll get another chance to figure out exactly what Stewart’s doing to Kate Fleetwood. [Playbill]