Week in Review: Do Not Read if You Don't Want to Know How the Oscars End!
Spoiler!: The Love Guru will suck!
Spoiler!: So will the Biggie Smalls biopic!
Spoiler!: American Idol contestants have fake hair!
Spoiler!: People die in TV shows and movies!
Spoiler!: Ryan Seacrest is a genius!
Spoiler!: Philippa Gregory doesn't own a smoking jacket!
Spoiler!: Rich people are chickenshit!
Spoiler!: The Philharmonic was in Korea!
Spoiler!: Jay Leno is rich and getting richer!
Spoiler!: Celebrity-fucking is hot! But we are sick of it!
Spoiler!: Bone is a comic book by Jeff Smith!
Spoiler!: Olivia Thirlby is adorable!
Spoiler!: People who go on reality shows are stupid! But New York Post commenters are crazy!
Spoiler!: Someone got got on The Wire!
Spoiler!: They had the Oscars!
Todd Oldham Creates Art Nerds With New Book
Cruz Is Irresistible in Broken Embraces
Emily Blunt Trades Prada for Prudery
Sarah Ruhl's In the Next Room Is Pure Pleasure
