Of course you didn't forget that today is Edward Albee Day in New York City, did you? After all, as you surely recall, the genius playwright's 80th birthday has been declared Edward Albee Day by Mayor Bloomberg. We assume you're not even at work.

So how will you celebrate? A booze-soaked argument with your caustic spouse? A trip to the beach with some talking lizards? Suffering a stroke while reminiscing about your estrangement from your gay son?

Or perhaps you'd like to respond to your burgeoning sex scandal? On Edward Albee Day, let's just be glad that Eliot Spitzer only slept with hookers and didn't fall in love with something hairier.

Playwright Celebrates 80th Birthday With Edward Albee Day [NYC.gov]