"I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He's throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, 'What's the matter with you?'" —We don't think anything's wrong with you, Kate Beckinsale! [AOL]

"I did not know about this until five minutes ago. Someone says to me, 'How do you feel about Buffy's new relationship? She's with a woman.' And I'm like, 'She's with Willow?'" —Sarah Michelle Gellar, who isn't reading the Buffy comics, indulges in a little slash fiction [VH1]

"When I got home from work after doing the kissing scene, she ran up to me and licked my face because she wanted to taste Zac Efron’s spit." —Leslie Mann on her daughter's response to her sharing a scene with Efron in 17 Again [Just Jared]

"The truth is actors are flaky, unreliable and mostly unstable people, and they need to be mollycoddled at all times." —Simon Pegg on why actors are driven everywhere [NYT]

"Take a look at the hair in Season One. There are about 32 errors. I think at one point there was way too many chemicals involved." —Ryan Seacrest on past grooming sins [LAT]