Will the SAG-AFTRA Split Make for the Greatest TV Shows Ever?

Photo Illustration: Everett Bogue; Photos: Getty Images; Courtesy of ABC (General Hospital)
Only the most exciting strike-affected television shows IN HISTORY! Can you imagine if SAG picketed and AFTRA didn't? Networks might finally be forced to cobble shows together based around the exploits of soap-opera characters, Hollywood stunt people, and TV announcers (we've been praying for this for years). Susan Lucci and Anthony Geary fighting and overacting, explosions sending motorcyclists sailing through the air, and all action being narrated by Don Pardo or Michael Buffer, the ''Let's Get Ready to Rumble'' guy? Admit it — you would totally watch that.
AFTRA goes its own way [Variety]
The Split: New SAG & AFTRA Explanations [Deadline Hollywood Daily]

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