Anyway, the judges — already caught by surprise by Seacrest's earlier declaration that they wouldn't be judging until after the second song — had been taking notes. "You should've seen our notes, Ryan," Paula said this morning explaining that typically the judges do not write things down. "Simon's are like, 'Bad. Good. Horrible.'" Anyway, we're still not quite sure what happened next; for some reason Paula wrote down details of the dress rehearsal on her notes and then got all discombobulated. "What are we doing? Are we critiquing people on both songs? And the only person who I'd seen do two songs was Jason Castro."

In short, Paula Abdul has denied being divinely omniscient. We think she's just covering up her own majestic, godlike powers. Tell the truth, Paula!

Paula Clears Up Why She Was Confused on Last Night's Idol [KIIS FM]

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