De Niro Joins Everybody: Robert De Niro will star in Everybody's Fine, Kirk Jones's drama for Miramax. Remake of Guiseppe Tornatore's Stanno Tutti Bene follows an aging widower who takes a road trip to visit his adult children, played by Drew Barrymore, Kate Beckinsale, and Sam Rockwell. The title makes more sense if you pronounce it "Fiiiiiiiine," while nodding your head suggestively. [Variety]

Pamela Comes to E!: Apparently sick of other people's sex tapes getting them reality shows, Pamela Anderson has put her foot down and set up an unscripted show with E!. Producers promise the show will reveal "the real woman behind the famous breasts." What will we find? Our guess: more breasts. [Variety]

Emma Goes Urban: Screen Gems has announced a reimagined urban version of Jane Austen's Emma, set it in an inner-city high school with — get ready! — at least fifteen song-and-dance numbers. No joke, Screen Gems boss Clint Culpepper says he came up with the idea after watching Lil' Mama's unstoppably awesome "Lip Gloss" music video. Ain't no party like an Austen party! [Variety]

Leslie Mann Smokes With Phillip Morris: Leslie Mann will join Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor in I Love You Phillip Morris. Story centers on a married father (Carrey) who goes to prison and falls in love with his cellmate, prompting an escape attempt or two. Mann will play Carrey's wife on the outside. Finally, Mann escapes the Judd Apatow Comedy-Industrial Complex! [HR]