Which Candidate Will Win 50 Cent's Vote?
4/1/08 at 10:30 AM

Photo Illustration: Everett Bogue; Photos: Getty Image
As we're sure the Clinton and Obama camps are aware, campaigning too openly for 50's vote would likely cost them the backing of Fat Joe, Kanye, Nas, Jadakiss, Ja Rule, the Game, and any other rapper with whom he currently has an unsquashed beef, so expect the candidates to be subtle about it (also expect major fallout if McCain fails to grasp this, as many believe he'd be sunk without the continued support of the Murder, Inc. family). Look for someone to introduce new tax-code legislation allowing all rapped-about expenditures to be deductible as business expenses, thereby ensuring 50 a massive rebate next year, and someone to counter by denouncing all critics who point out that his acting is atrocious.
Stay tuned for more analysis as this exciting story develops.
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