Three Angry Women: Shame on you, Emily's Reasons Why Not, for making us think poor Heather Graham is anything less than a leading lady on roller skates. Now Graham, along with Jennifer Coolidge and Amber Heard, will star in the indie comedy Ex-terminators, the story of three women who meet in anger-management class and a start a "traditional business using very untraditional methods." In other words, they're exterminators who employ terminators. [Variety]

A Ferguson's Tale: Craig Ferguson will write his memoirs for HarperCollins. American on Purpose will follow his journey from Scottish baby to late-night television host, with brief stops as a punk-rocker, a dancer, a bouncer, and a drug addict. We'd give it a read, but we're too busy watching Conan. [Variety]