Gwyneth Paltrow Maybe Wouldn't Do Porn

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"In the show, [Speed] talks really, really, really fast, and he says the same thing over and over. He'll be like, 'I wanna go on a race, because then I can win!' And then he'll say, 'When I win, I'll have won the race!' We couldn't do that for the movie." —Emile Hirsch on the obstacles of translating the Speed Racer cartoon to film [MTV]
"Jerri always looked presentable and she definitely had style. More so than Carrie Bradshaw ever had, and I think that, you know, I like that Jerri thought of herself like that." —Amy Sedaris on her Strangers With Candy character, Jerri Blank [A.V. Club]
"If they offer me another 10 years, I'd take it. Can you imagine! We could have Vince sitting at home while his sons run around getting into trouble. It'd be a spin-off — like Muppet Babies!" — Adrian Grenier on Entourage [WENN via Starpulse]
"Like most rock 'n' roll bands that split up, there were terrible arguments in Pink Floyd about who did what and when. And it's a huge comfort now to know that nobody's memory is reliable. It certainly explains a lot." —Roger Waters [DMN via PopMatters]

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