Simon Cowell's invigoratingly lowbrow foray into public humiliation is entering its third season. Part Gong Show, part American Idol, and hosted by Jerry Springer, the program has showcased a tightrope-walking dog, a singing bus driver named Mr. Bill, a human Slinky who dances to techno music, and an incredibly earnest Elvis impersonator. Tune in to find out what judges David Hasselhoff, Sharon Osbourne, and vicious British tabloid czar Piers Morgan will have to say about this week's “talent”!