"It was like, 'I need to be a rock star because this is no good: Being the kind of guy that everybody likes but no one wants to have sex with. I don't want to be the person that makes everybody laugh before they go off and bang. I want to be the guy that everybody bangs." —Chris Martin [Us]

"Women can ride. People assume that we're on the back of the bike making sandwiches." —Tricia Helfer on riding motorcycles [LAT]

"No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture." —Angelina Jolie on the famous vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood [EW]

"Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men. Are you not studying the stories? Wake up! Black love is a good thing." —Usher on saving his wife from homosexuality [Vibe via MTV]

"His name is Moon, and a moon is a non-self-luminous object. It requires sunlight of others in order to be seen. If there's no sun, the moon is invisible. And the script so far is about how important it is to … be your own star and not be a moon, ironically. It becomes a cautionary tale of drugs." —Mike Myers on playing Keith Moon [MTV]

"The last thing I want people to do is get their political advice from me." —Kid Rock expresses the last thing we would want, too [Guardian]