The following things might've seemed like a big deal this week, but after Camp Rock premieres tonight and the Jonas Brothers upend popular entertainment forever, you'll probably forget that they even happened:

•In the Heights, August: Osage County, and South Pacific stormed the Tonys. Vulture stormed the backstage area. Richard Griffiths lamented his winkle.

•We geeked out on Dash Shaw's graphic novel, Bottomless Belly Button, along with three stories from the new Meathaus anthology.

•"Weird Al" was at last recognized for his many contributions to freedom and liberty.

•The marketers for Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona made it explicitly clear that the movie will feature nothing but threesomes.

•We rapped with Judah Friedlander, World's Greatest Athlete.

•People magazine dramatically lowered its standards.

•Lil Wayne managed to save the music business, even if Coldplay couldn't.

•Television got worse.

•Everyone hated on The Love Guru.

•Everyone said nice things about Steve Carell.

•David Archuleta realized that high school isn't necessary when you're David Archuleta.

•Raccoons did Shakespeare.

•Chinese Democracy leaked, sort of.