Jimmy Fallon to Launch Late-Night Talk Show Online

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We think this is a great idea! There's no medium more open-minded and polite than the Internet, and if Fallon's going to need time to find his feet as a host, it's best he do it on the Web, which of course is available only in a limited number of American households. Fallon can rest assured that his first few months of late-night will go politely uncommented on, with the online audience kindly ignoring his gaffes and boners in order to allow him to grow as a host.
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