"No, dude! No, my asshole's never really popped out. It's a character, dude." —Tracy Morgan on whether or not he had to do research to prepare for his anal prolapse–suffering character in the upcoming film Nailed [A.V. Club]

"It's a shortie. In the business, we call it a shortie. They found it my bathroom. I make them. I make a line of these. It's for guys who have good legs and want to show them in public." —Will Arnett on the tiny robe he sported on 30 Rock [USA Today]

"Don't I look terrible? I don't know where to go at night looking like this, I look so repulsive. I look like a wino and I'm sure whenever I go anywhere people look at me and say 'Look at him, is he okay?'" —Billy Collins Connolly on his X-Files: I Want to Believe look [Moviehole]

"You can put all your lights up and you can have your security and you can have your culture and you can do anything you want, but I was there when the Buggles threw on the first video ever. I saw it all: Duran Duran's 'Planet Earth,' all of it." —Slipnot's Shawn "Clown" Crahan is a grizzled video-music veteran [MTV]

"I have belly fat like everybody else, and I don't want to be airbrushed on the cover of a magazine. I don't want someone to swap out my stomach with a supermodel's. I don't want dirty old men looking at me in my underwear."—Mamma Mia's Amanda Seyfried on why she's not posing for Maxim anytime soon [Philadelphia Daily News via PopMatters]