"I'm going to have cute boobs 'til I'm 90, so there's that. I'll have the best boobs in the nursing home. I'll be the envy of all the ladies around the bridge table." —Christina Applegate on the bright side of having reconstructive surgery after her double mastectomy [AP via Yahoo]

"Apparently they only make cop and cougar shows here, along with some fine comedy programming. I am just trying to be the best cultural attaché to the city that I can be." —Colin Hanks on acting in New York [NYP]

"It is the work of cash-hounds, and I urge people NOT to buy it. I am not signed to Warner, and no royalties from this DVD will come to me. Please spend your money elsewhere." —Morrissey on his new concert DVD [Guardian]

"To go from 5-feet-5 to 6-feet-1 was awesome. It was amazing for someone short like me to suddenly be looking down at all of my peers — so I kept all the shoes." —Anna Faris on The House Bunny [NYDN]

"I think for the guys who made [Pineapple Express], we're like Tony Bennett to these kids. We're that square— we're so square it's hip again. It's very odd." —Huey Lewis doesn't remember his own song titles [Billboard]