How Will Noel Gallagher Respond to Jay-Z’s New Dis Track?

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A younger, more idiotic Gallagher might've publicly wished that Jay "catch AIDS and die" (like he said in an interview about Damon Albarn in 1995). These days, though, he's a mellower Noel, so he might just ignore the whole thing — but we hope not! Can't he record a sneering acoustic cover of "Hard Knock Life"? Or would that just be stupid since, without the rapped verses, he'd just be playing the song from Annie? Maybe he can push the release of the new Oasis album back to December to drop on the same day as Blueprint 3 ("Roll With It" vs. "Country House" style), then threaten to retire if he's outsold? Whatever happens, we can't wait until they make up and Noel signs to Jay's record label, Nas style, so these two can record a duet.
Jay-Z - Jockin’ Jay-Z (Prod. by Kanye West) [Nah Right]
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